Funny online dating stories
When you worry about the million little things that could go wrong and then feel a little silly when none of your concerns turn out to be legitimate?
Well, these guys (and their dates) were not so lucky.
I'll never forget the importance of plans and a good home improvement store again." 7.
"It was my third week of college and I had really hit it off with this girl in one of my classes.
We were driving back trying to figure out something to do, and I jokingly suggested we check out the new Menards [a home improvement store].
She was very much into the idea and so we spent the afternoon doing a bad reenactment of the IKEA scene.
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"It was a Tinder date — we met up for pizza and beer.This is not to say that a terrible date doesn’t leave you crestfallen.The worst ones leave you seriously thinking, “Renouncing all my worldly possessions and becoming a celibate monk who wears a hair shirt doesn’t sound so bad! Selector .selector_input_interaction .selector_input. Selector .selector_input_interaction .selector_spinner.
Having kissed my fair share of frogs on Tinder, I can attest that dating is horrible. Luckily, bad date stories are supremely entertaining and very fun to tell. In these scenarios, the lemon is a scrubby dude who always forgets his wallet at home.
The night before, I set a couple of movies to record on Cinemax.